Meh, prolly been suggested before but I thought what the hell, its past midnight and I'm bored.
My pitch for a parody whether or not be taken seriously would be LoN - Ocarina of Wtf
'Course I'm being straight forward with the audience hence the name but...cmon...I didn't quite want to get blasted for taking the abbrev. OoT and OoW sounds funny ot me somehow. Perhaps its the sound of people in pain that triggers my endorphins? Anywho~
Neil (whether or not parodies are put before this) could be inexplicably ported to the wonderful forest of the Deku's many elf children. (Jeez, orphanage much?) Now I don't quite know how you'd pull of the kid but then again that could be a joke on its own of how he isn't a kid and is instantly questioned by the others. Who knows. Or hell, you could even make the entire village just one big harem with drunkards asking Sarah to flash her lace.
He runs around wondering why even the repeated characters don't recognize him. Mainly Zelda I spose. Deku tree figures out all this and sends him on another mighty quest to fight for Hyrule in this strange universe. Neil again gets dragged in being bored with reality.
Pitch 2:
Neil beats the first Zelda and then tries to enter the game again, seeing as to how noone recognizes him, says fuck it. He buys the newer games. Newer systems, trying them all out. (This would be the broad spectrum of future seasons or shows.) When finally he lands with the first big hit of the medium gen system, Ocarina of Time, reading online of how it was awesome the man sets his eyes on kicking ass in the new universe of Hyrule.
Again, bored as hell but I don't think its THAT bad. i'm sure many people have came up with these ideas, I just didn't have the attention span to read all the topics. Sorry if this wasted your time but you should have stopped reading by now.
Thanks anyways,
Kai

