nikki takes on both roe and wade... i was thinking about using a lot of offensive abortion puns in this description but i'll let nikki do the offending. she can pull it off considering she's funnier than this blurb of text. and better looking. how's that for a complement, nikki? you're better looking than a blurb of text.

the title says it all this is the grossest story i think i've ever heard and therefore the funniest.

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abortion and spousal abuse jokes. not so easy to hit up these subjects and not seem like an a-hole. luckily jeff klinger doesn't seem to give a damn.