maria gives her mom and dad the dale carnegie sales pitch. buy maria's 9 cassette collection on "how to win big and be a big winner all while big-time winning big-ly." act now and we'll throw in this noose, just in case it doesn't work out!

maria does the perfect impression of a lame sell-out, hacky comedienne. or maybe this is her real comedy act and the rest of it is an impression of a brilliant comedian. i just freaked myself out, man

gotta love those people who give you unwanted advice. you know the ones. or maybe you are them. in which case, here's some advice for you: suck it.

we're very excited to present our first maria bamford clip! here she does a spot on impression of george w. bush. enjoy.