hard n phirm break it down lee greenwood style with a patriotic hymn of their own. this ballad celebrates the TRUE native americans... dinosaurs.

tig notaro desperately wants to be artificially inseminated with a sponge velociraptor baby.

tom clark enjoys getting calls from wrong numbers. he also enjoys long walks on the beach and dog parks. actually i don't know that's true and if it isn't we aren't compatible. oh well. oh and watch to the end for a little bonus bit by todd glass