www.effinfunny.com is not responsible for fulfilling the "dwayne perkins monkey challenge." a lawyer made us write that. he's been shot.

dwayne perkins debuts on effinfunny by exposing the bright side of the michael richards racist tirade. he's such a glass half full guy. even bigots gotta love him.

dwayne perkins lays out clear rules for when you can and cannot say the N word. there should be no more confusion. i don't want to hear another thing about it. are we clear? i said, are we clear? good.

everything's on youtube these days. this clip about how everything is on youtube is probably on youtube. it's very foucault. if you don't know who that is. type it into youtube.

in honor of the nba playoffs, we showcase this clip. is competitive eating a sport? can dart throwers talk to themselves in the third person? dwayne perkins has the answers.