when we got eddie to do the show, i asked him specifically to do this bit. just totally insane and original. there's no mystery here, the title explains it all.

here's an office joke that eddie masterfully twists into a bit graphically detailing adult relations with a unicorn. creative, fun, yet relatable to the common nerd, that's eddie's forte.

there's nothing like a proper englishman talking dirty. watch how eddie's loose casual style enables him to laugh at himself a bit and still rock your world. he's one talented effer.

eddie pepitone gives us advice on how to end a job interview with the perfect sympathy story. this clip shows off his signature loose acting style and his ability to stay committed to an absolutely ludicrous story. lost a few bolts laughing at this one.

eddie's back with a magical clip about the world of fantasy and make believe. his stuff is too good for words. so, here's string of useless characters: %$&^%%$%>