are you living life in the fast lane under the influence of alcohol. well, nikki hits us with some sobering tales of caution as to why getting smashed may lead you to irreversible decisions you'll reg

nikki takes on both roe and wade... i was thinking about using a lot of offensive abortion puns in this description but i'll let nikki do the offending. she can pull it off considering she's funnier than this blurb of text. and better looking. how's that for a complement, nikki? you're better looking than a blurb of text.

jackie wonders why you've got to go through airport security hell to see the liberty bell. that rhymes. i'm a poet and i DID know it.

don't you hate those backhanded compliments that are really just veiled insults? so does melinda hill.

nikki shows us how to let a man down the hard way. in the words of zz top, "she's a heartbreaker. she's a love taker. she can break a heart and take all the love she needs."