this kashian classic goes out to all the video game aficionados in the viewing audience. may all your quests be fruitful and all your auto thefts be grand.

matt champagne relates a story of an agressive man who castigates matt for being a nerd. remember that candy called "nerds." yum.

michelle teaches how to taunt people into becoming lesbians. i know you're going to love this clip, if you're into that sort of thing... by which i mean comedy ;)