our moderately-racist rappin' robot writes: yo yo yo mutha effers, this clip is da shizz. na'tasha drops it like its hot. whether yo' from 8 mile or Compton, you're gonna skeet skeet when you hear dis. fo' realz.

natasha strings off a few quick jokes and then improvises with our keyboard afficianado, bob mitchell.

is maya angelou a corporate whore for target? is mary j. blige a chevy slut? and is fergie just a plain whore slut? this clip answers all those questions with a resounding "hells yes."

as much as natasha makes fun of these american idols, i firmly believe that she should try out for it. girl can sing. and her song will enter your heart and tickle it.

natasha questions the hiring process over at the good old rite aid pharmacy. i assure you that rite aid only employs the finest customer service representatives that minimum wage and no health care can buy.