matt champagne relates a story of an agressive man who castigates matt for being a nerd. remember that candy called "nerds." yum.

how annoying is it when people talk about the bible when you haven't finished reading it? matt champagne reports.

matt champagne pisses in a chinese womans plant and looks like a fifth grade girl all in one clip of stand up comedy. neat!

ever get frustrated with people who use the wrong word in a common phrase? then for all intensive purposes, you're just like matt champagne.

netflix's recommendation engine is racist according to matt champagne