melinda, are our parents the same people? are we related? how come your blond and pretty and i'm brown skinned and also incredibly attractive? i'm confused. alls i know is my parents, too, don't understand.

don't you hate those backhanded compliments that are really just veiled insults? so does melinda hill.

melinda has this comfortable aura about her, which makes her stories fun to listen to. real easy on the ears.

melinda's parents have strange phone habits. if you have strange parents you'll probably enjoy this clip. if you don't think you're parents are strange then you're probably insane.