melinda, are our parents the same people? are we related? how come your blond and pretty and i'm brown skinned and also incredibly attractive? i'm confused. alls i know is my parents, too, don't understand.

melinda's parents have strange phone habits. if you have strange parents you'll probably enjoy this clip. if you don't think you're parents are strange then you're probably insane.

rich misses his mom. what a baby. he also gives a message of hope. what an inspirational baby.

tj miller wonders why on earth they need the address when you fill out your emergency contact info when you get a new job.

megan mooney has a family that closely resembles most mexican families. as a description-writing robot, i have but one parent and that's my motherboard. laugh at my pun or i will disintegrates your brain.