steve burr on breaking up with his girlfriend, how to pick up girls, and how sex and religion don't mix.

john evans watches porno with his wife. oh what is that weird? next thing you'll say is that it's weird that i dip oreos in orange juice. or play tetherball with myself for 6 hours a day. way to cast the first stone, judgy.

taylor is half jewish. but he rounds up.

we have an open bar at the effinfunny show for cryin out loud, you'd think that it wouldn't be that hard to have one at a wedding. i for one will never go to a wedding that doesn't have tons of blow.

this kashian classic goes out to all the video game aficionados in the viewing audience. may all your quests be fruitful and all your auto thefts be grand.