You think your co-worker sucks? Try working with a velociraptor. I dare you.

Rich Kuras finds out who our heroes and villains are voting for in 2008.

From the Colbert Report writers. "Very successful entertainment executive, who is also quite young for his position, on why scribes' strike is asinine. Not tooting own horn or anything but he is very connected-- squash, Iger-- has inside dope. And 'hung' not an exaggeration. Rare example of humility in biz. Also makes squash-playing very challenging. If he can't change this description later, you'll never work in this town again, Youtube."

in solidarity with the striking writers, all the adorable animals on the Internet are going on strike. from colbert report writers frank lesser and rob dubbin.