warning for those that haven't watched 16 Candles starring Molly Ringwald you will not get this joke... also you're probably empty inside.

jimmy recounts his run in with a fan who just so happens to be a christian scientist nurse. i'm going to add that occupation to the next game of MASH i play.

the sklars tell the story about being introduced onto stage by andrew dice clay. it's as painful as it sounds.

jen kirkman's back with a great bit on female masturbation and the double standard in comedy dealing with this (pun alert) "touchy" subject.

the title says it all this is the grossest story i think i've ever heard and therefore the funniest.