michael batts is frustrated with target's hardcore return policy. thank god for walmart.

mike tyson takes the stage and does stand up! unbelievable. i thought i've seen it all but once you see mike tyson do his department store shopping material, then you've really seen it all.

is maya angelou a corporate whore for target? is mary j. blige a chevy slut? and is fergie just a plain whore slut? this clip answers all those questions with a resounding "hells yes."