You think your co-worker sucks? Try working with a velociraptor. I dare you.

new los angeles comic and now effinfunny favorite (we discovered him wandering aimlessly around the hollywood sign), fahim anwar debuts with his set opener about... well i don't really know what it's about. it involves spastic dances.

martha kelly on being organized and getting back in that 9-5 groove. dark as hell and hilarious. that's martha kelly for you.

susan wonders whether to take a job with a bunch of cocaine addicts. insert george bush knock here. (susan doesn't, she's more original than that... that dude was a nose jockey though wasn't he)

tj miller wonders why on earth they need the address when you fill out your emergency contact info when you get a new job.