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verytan1
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 age: 88 |
| location: United States |
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i laugh at : 3 legged animals, people wearing eye patches, fat people who wear spandex, people who don't eat carbs, people who don't drink, metrosexuals, men who wax their eyebrows, men who get manicures (grow a pair already!) white people who think they are black, pale people, people who pay to get a tan when they live in the "sunshine state", people who can stuff 37 large marshmellows into their mouth and say chubby bunnies (come on, that's funny!!)
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| about me: I was cloned from a snickers candy bar many moons ago. That's where I got my tan and yes it has nuts. I was raised at a monastery by French prostitutes who fed me only a diet or beer and gummy bears. They taught me how to write with my feet and sing kareoke while blindfolded. I attended Harvard at the age of 7 while working part time at a one and a half ring circus. I performed kareoke blindfolded while writing poetry with my feet. I won my first noble peace prize at the age of 9 and my 2nd and 3rd at ten. Now I live on a secluded island in the south pacific and paint coconuts which I like to throw at retarded monkeys just for fun. Sorry, I mean mentally handicapped monkeys. I didn't mean to not be PC. That is my story. Now back to my nuts. Coconuts, that is! |
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